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A Fashion Story

과거 :
Sketsa Broken English
written on Friday, July 8, 2011 @ 7:19 PM ✈

Assalamualaikum . Ni post malam kebudayaan menyayat hari yang terbengkalai dua minggu lepas :)

Good night to all peserta-peserta kem .But don't go tidur dulu lah . Dengar what we want to cerita okay ? Once upon a masa , there was a school named Sekolah Menegah Kebangsaan Whatever Ever / dengan gaya gedik -.- / . One day , Cikgu Chunna want to go to mengajar . On her way , the Principal Gatal / memang gatal pun :D / try to jual minyak to Cikgu Chunna . But , Cikgu Chunna jual mahal to the Principal Gatal because Principal Gatal was " tak macho lah awak " . The Principal Gatal when sentap because Cikgu Chunna reject him . Principal Gatal went lari-lari and jerit " I love you Cikgu Chunna ! " while nangis-nangis / perghhhh , confession bhaiii :D / . Cikgu Chunna was like " Ohmyguccikebana ! " . Wan and Nurma was terkejut and said " Pengetua kita doe . Gila romantik . "

Then the Principal Gatal terlanggar two students that ponteng kelas . He marah-marah the students . Lepas itu , he went to his pejabat . Cikgu Chunna entered the class . Wan and Nurma help Cikgu Chunna angkat the barang . Cikgu Chunna start mengajar . Suddenly , Principal Gatal went into the class and talk to Cikgu Chunna . He said that Cikgu Chunna need to ganti the other Cikgu that terberanak because of her 4 students . Then , cikgu Chunna teringat something about Hari Guru on 28/5/2011 . Dah lah Hari Guru , they make their teacher terberanak .Cikgu Chunna said to the class " so , korang kena be anak murid yang not derhaka " and not like Bardie Doll aka Muhammad Haffiz , Budak Comel aka Muhd Fikri and Imam Muda aka Mohd Zulhairie and the other person who make the teacher terberanak while mengajar . So , the class ends .

Lastly , we want to minta maaf because our english is broken crazy want to die / translate tengok ? / and we're so sorry if we mention your name . Kitorang bukan nak kutuk , but nak buat lawak yang tak jadi . So , don't sentap-sentap .

THE END

P/s : To urusetia , kitorang memang nak korang dengar lawak tak menjadi kitorang ni but nak buat macam mana kan ? Malapetaka mana pulak menimpa korang . So , kitorang hope korang baca post pasal malam kebudayaan yang menyayat hati ni although korang tak dapat dengar . And thanks for the kem . We appreciate this camp more than the other camp kot ? :')

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